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" I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. "

Johnny Knoxville

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" I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. "

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" If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. "

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" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "

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" I think everyone roots for the underdog. "

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" Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. "

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" It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. "

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" 'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. "

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" I love Louisiana. It's amazing. "

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" I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies. "

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" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "

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" I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. "

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" You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. "

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" It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. "

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" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "

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" Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. "

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" It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. "

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" I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. "

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" Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it. "

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" My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. "

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" The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic. "

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" I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. "

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" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "

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" Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering. "

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" I don't care what other people think. "

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" Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him. "

Johnny Knoxville

" When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. "

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" I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. "

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" What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. "

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