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" I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you. "

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" I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm. "

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" Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? "

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