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" More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had. "

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" I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.' "

" If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. "

" We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea. "

" If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets. "

" Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. "

" Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. "

" A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' "

" If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. "

" Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain. "

" The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1. "

" The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. "

" I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. "

" I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else. "

" Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? "

" I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm. "

" President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader. "

" Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. "

" Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. "

" Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher? "

" I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you. "

" I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. "

" Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. "

" I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. "

" If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. "

" Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. "

" McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. "

" I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. "

" I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor. "

" If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies. "