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" I got my SAG card doing a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial in Chicago. "
Timothy Simons
Chicken
Fried Chicken
Chicago
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" I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm a stunner, so if somebody comes up and says something about my physical appearance, it's okay. "
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" The Duplass brothers do that so well - that very simple, very horrifically awkward comedy. "
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" I'll believe I made it when I'm 100 years old, I'm still able to get work, and they're about to put me in a coffin, and I'll be like, 'Yeah, OK, it went all right.' But until then, I'm not saying it. "
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Me
Believe
" I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff. "
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Up
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" If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.' "
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" I started out with the intention of studying physics. I was a terrible high school student outside of the fact that I did well in physics, but there's a big difference between being good at physics and being a physicist, so I jettisoned that very quickly. "
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High School
Good
Studying
" There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors. "
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" After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater. "
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Jump
After
School
" My first job in L.A. was actually playing an employee in a Best Buy commercial, but I played a bad employee at another store. I also worked at a commercial casting company running cameras and session directing. "
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" I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying. "
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Celebrity
Death
Weird
" I'm a night person, but because of being in the film business and having children, my schedule has shifted, and I'm always terrified that I'm going to oversleep. "
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Night
Film
Children
" It's much harder to get a job if nobody wants you around. "
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You
Wants
Nobody
" I think I was a behavior problem, mostly, but in a fun way. I tried to tell jokes. I was the middle kid, so I was always looking for attention and trying to be the one that equalized everything. "
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Problem
Looking
Fun
" I don't have actors in my family, but everyone is pretty artistic. "
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Pretty
Artistic
Everyone
" When I was in Chicago, I was working as a carpenter while I was doing plays. I thought it'd be a fun set construction job, but it turned up to just be a straight-up factory. "
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Thought
Construction
Doing
" I don't know, and certainly I've been guilty of making a judgment about a celebrity, but there's a part of me that's like, 'Why don't you take the time you're spending ripping James Franco and go do something you like?' "
Timothy Simons
You
Me
Know
" I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do. "
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People
Professional
Bad
" I think the absolute worst job I ever had - not because it was a terrible job, just because I was just so bad at it - was when I worked at a scenic factory in Chicago. "
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Just Because
Job
Chicago
" My dad was a photographer, so we had all these studio portraits of us. "
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Had
Photographer
Portraits
" IPods just made music about how many songs you could have on you at all times. "
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You
Music
Just
" You don't want someone to think you're from New Hampshire, because who cares about New Hampshire? You're basically just a pass-through. "
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Because
Someone
Think
" Truthfully, I don't like the binge-watching model. I think that if you give everybody everything all at once, there's very much a law of diminishing returns as far as their enjoyment of them. "
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Law
Enjoyment
Think
" You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way too much on the side of 'Nothing means anything.' "
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Young
Nothing
Age
" There are people I've met in L.A. who kind of only talk about the business. Because maybe they think that's the best move. "
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People
Business
" I've done a pretty good job of curating a Twitter feed that doesn't make me hate the world. "
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Job
Hate
Good
" I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents. "
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Parents
I Was Born
Born
" David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times. "
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Parents
Up
Growing Up
" Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults. "
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Coming
Good
Insults
" I really wanted to go to a city and get involved in a theater scene and a theater community. I had some friends who had moved out to Chicago and had said really good things about it and about the work. I didn't care at that time about making money. "
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Community
Good