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" You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way too much on the side of 'Nothing means anything.' "

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" I'll believe I made it when I'm 100 years old, I'm still able to get work, and they're about to put me in a coffin, and I'll be like, 'Yeah, OK, it went all right.' But until then, I'm not saying it. "

" There are people I've met in L.A. who kind of only talk about the business. Because maybe they think that's the best move. "

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" David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times. "

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