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" It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. "
Johnny Knoxville
Real
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" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "
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" It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. "
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" I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. "
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" I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. "
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" My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. "
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" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "
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" Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him. "
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" Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. "
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" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "
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" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "
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" You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. "
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" You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump? "
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You
" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "
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" I don't care what other people think. "
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" If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. "
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" When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. "
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" We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. "
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