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" I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. "
Robert Benchley
Death
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" I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. "
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" Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off. "
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