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" Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. "
" I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine. "
" An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. "
" We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on. "
" In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. "
" A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. "
" Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about. "
" Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. "
" I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author. "
" The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. "
" Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted. "
" At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands. "
" In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. "
" It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. "
" Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? "
" For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. "
" Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. "
" Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. "
" There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. "
" We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. "
" Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. "
" You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. "
" If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from. "
" After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year. "
" There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that. "
" I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. "
" A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. "
" A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. "
" I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. "
" Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. "
" Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. "