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" I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born. "
Robin Williams
Born
Loved
Running
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" There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win. "
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Show
You
" The idea of Juilliard was that it would give you this toolbox full of skills that you could take with you and apply to anything. "
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You
Skills
" I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. "
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Kind
Irish
" It's hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work. "
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Heart
I Am
Saying
" For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see. "
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Anger
Yourself
You
" My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled. "
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World
Giving
Mother
" People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. "
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Living
Politics
Say
" When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' "
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Media
Question
Use
" Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? "
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Call
Funny
Moves
" Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! "
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Work
You
Business
" I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience. "
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Acting
You
Work
" I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people. "
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Learning
Comedy
Doing
" Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it. "
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Regret
Amazing
End
" No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. "
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Change
Change The World
Inspirational
" I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. "
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Like
Women
Wine
" I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken. "
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Zombies
Dead
Everyone
" If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? "
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Psychic
Funny
Need
" In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter. "
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Process
You
Laughter
" We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. "
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South
Years
Cloning
" Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. "
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Joke
Money
Used
" If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. "
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Funny
Women
Just
" When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work. "
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Home
Juilliard
" The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction. "
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People
Me
Bad
" The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend. "
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Friend
Fun
Three
" The idea of having a steady job is appealing. "
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Idea
Work
Steady
" Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got the human game preserve to play off of. And it's a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you're playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics. "
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Game
Great
Play
" I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it. "
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Open
Actor
Now
" You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. "
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You
Madness
Lose
" The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on. "
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Lost
Find
Early