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" If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. "
Robin Williams
Funny
Women
Just
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Robert Osborne
You
Fast
Funny
" Cure for an obsession: get another one. "
Mason Cooley
Obsession
Another
Cure
" I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. "
Dav Pilkey
Books
Laugh
Think
" I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. "
Elayne Boosler
Matter
Three
Door
" It's funny: I can never sleep between shows; I think it's because I don't like to switch the motor off. I'll probably have some chicken or pasta, though never the two together, and maybe go out for a quick wander around. "
Richard McCabe
Think
Together
Chicken
" When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. "
Michael Keaton
Loved
People
Funny
" I think that I come off as, 'Nothing bothers me, I don't care! I'm funny and sassy.' But I'm deeply sensitive. Not only about myself but to others. Not to pat myself on the back, empathy is a quality I've cultivated over my life. It came naturally to me as a child. "
Laura Benanti
Child
Empathy
Funny
" When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. "
David Brenner
Funny
Bar
Looking
" I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. "
Phyllis Diller
Children
Want
Things
" I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. "
Charles Darwin
Love
Always
Fools
" People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. "
Robin Williams
Living
Politics
Say
" It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! "
Garth Brooks
Funny
Fun
People
" I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. "
Heather Donahue
Least
Person
Am
" An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. "
George Jean Nathan
Out
Optimist
Looking
" I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way. "
Elton John
You
Find
Funny
" The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. "
Terry Pratchett
Trouble
Trying
People
" I grew up in a funny way. "
Gordon Ramsay
Way
Up
Funny Way
" I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Wife
Years
Interrupt
" The great thing for me about 'The Resurrection of Gavin Stone' is it's a throwback to the old fashioned Hollywood movie that you can watch with your family, has a message, and is funny and entertaining. They didn't call them faith-based movies; they just called them good movies. "
D. B. Sweeney
Movies
Family
Funny
" Everybody complains about getting older, but I find it such a rich time of life. There are negative things about it, I suppose, but more than that, I'm finding it to be a very positive experience in which growth suggests itself in a much more alluring way than it did when I was young - isn't that funny? "
Elizabeth Berg
Funny
Positive
Growth
" Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. "
Stephen Hawking
Would
Life
Tragic
" The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction. "
Robin Williams
People
Me
Bad
" I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. "
Michael Crichton
I Am
Funny
Certainty
" Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. "
Robert Benchley
Drawing
Funny
Nothing
" The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. "
Dave Barry
Building
Water
Universe
" I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. "
Joe Rogan
Doing
Way
Thought
" It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer. "
Kevin Systrom
Photographer
Funny
Before
" I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. "
Steve Martin
Professional
Fact
Best
" The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on. "
Robin Williams
Lost
Find
Early
" I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. "
Stephen King
Funny
You
Turn