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" If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? "
Robin Williams
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" I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun. "
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" I rant, therefore I am. "
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" I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. "
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" Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. "
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" It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.' "
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" You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. "
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" What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you. "
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" If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. "
Will Rogers
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" There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. "
Douglas Coupland
Cure
Nothing
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" Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "
Jim Carrey
Eyes
Her
Great
" It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.' "
Christine Teigen
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" When you're doing a medieval show like 'Pillars,' it starts off a bit like a school play. You're all in funny costumes; you've had your coffee, and you say, 'Good morning'. Then you go on set and, if you've got good actors and directors, it takes on a life of its own. "
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" I like being funny; I like laughing with people. "
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Like
Being
" If I get dressed up, and my boyfriend says, 'You look gorgeous,' I kinda feel funny. I don't know if I'm particularly comfortable with being attractive. "
Toni Collette
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Know
Look
" Being funny is everything to me. "
Allison Jones
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" I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. "
George Burns
Spent
Sunday
Town
" Comedy is only funny when there's real pain. "
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" I look out at the stadiums full of people and see them all knowing the words to songs I wrote. And curling their hair! I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. And wonderful. "
Taylor Swift
Remember
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" It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do. "
Tom Colicchio
Social Media
Music
Me
" I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. "
Bernie Mac
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Clown
" I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my mash and broccoli. Otherwise, you start eating all these funny delicacies, and it makes your tummy turn upside down. "
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" I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. "
Steve Martin
Funny
Thought
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" It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?' "
Ice Cube
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You
People
" You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. "
John Krasinski
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Love
" I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. "
David Letterman
Talk
Sing
Dance
" California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. "
Fred Allen
Live
Funny
Place
" A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. "
Bob Hope
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Where
Guy
" It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up. "
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Day
" Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. "
Lewis Mumford
Our
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Flower