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" I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. "
Steve Martin
Pretty
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Nothing
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" The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. "
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" Love is a promise delivered already broken. "
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Love Is
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" I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there. "
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" I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself. "
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" Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. "
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" The thing about the banjo is, when you first hear it, it strikes many people as 'What's that?' There's something very compelling about it to certain people; that's the way I was; that's the way a lot of banjo players and people who love the banjo are. "
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" Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. "
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" I never thought much about success early on. I only thought about being a comedian - or just being in show business, is really more accurate. "
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Success
Early
Business
" I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. "
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Chimney
Shot
Perfectly
" When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. "
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Well
Get
Work
" When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore. "
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College
Anymore
Much
" I've run into people in my life who were so dramatic; people who are so extreme and so frustrating to be around that you end up thinking about them and talking about them for literally years after your experience with them is over. I've had that happen to me, and I've seen it happen to other people. I find it fascinating. "
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People
Experience
Life
" In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs. "
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Just
Stand
Comedy
" Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled. "
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Father
Bad
Home
" A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. "
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Know
Sunshine
You
" Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! "
Steve Martin
Word
Funny
Boy
" There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world. "
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People
Men
World
" What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. "
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Without
Art
Comedy
" I never thought about success. I always thought about doing the job at hand. My goal was getting through the show that night. "
Steve Martin
Thought
Success
Goal
" I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it. "
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Like
Credit
Feel
" I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic. "
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Success
Me
Wild
" There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. "
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Up
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" 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun. "
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Funny
Think
Good
" I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner. "
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Romantic
Alone
" Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys. "
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Dress
Think
Today
" I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be something. Later, you decide whether it'll ever see the light of day. But at the moment of its writing, it's always meant to be something. So, to me, there's no practicing; there's only editing and publishing or not publishing. "
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Think
Light
Me
" You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. You want to be focused on it. "
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Whatever
Want
Focused
" I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. "
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Professional
Fact
Best
" Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven. "
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Only
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" I was always a huge fan of E. E. Cummings. He did a series of lectures at Harvard or Princeton, and they were recorded. And they were incredibly moving. "
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Princeton
Always
Fan