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" The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. "
Steve Martin
Acting
You
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" Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. "
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Music
Talking
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" I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had a list of all my films right now, I'd go, 'Okay, I'll cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out.' Really. But I've made over 40 films. How can I not have some losers in there? "
Steve Martin
Right
Wish
You
" Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. "
Steve Martin
Order
Midst
Funny
" Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys. "
Steve Martin
Dress
Think
Today
" I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself anymore. "
Steve Martin
Me
Myself
Know
" I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic. "
Steve Martin
Success
Me
Wild
" Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled. "
Steve Martin
Father
Bad
Home
" I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. "
Steve Martin
Believe
Money
Natural
" I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music. "
Steve Martin
View
Music
Good
" Love is a promise delivered already broken. "
Steve Martin
Promise
Love Is
Love
" I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. "
Steve Martin
Mistake
Worst
Business
" I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. "
Steve Martin
Funny
Thought
Breakthrough
" I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter. "
Steve Martin
Laugh
You
Moment
" The thing about the banjo is, when you first hear it, it strikes many people as 'What's that?' There's something very compelling about it to certain people; that's the way I was; that's the way a lot of banjo players and people who love the banjo are. "
Steve Martin
Way
You
First
" Most comedies are really hard to write, or to watch, because you kind of generally know what's coming. "
Steve Martin
Know
Hard
Kind
" I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself. "
Steve Martin
Day
Friend
Love
" I'm enamored with the art world. "
Steve Martin
World
Art
Art World
" What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny. "
Steve Martin
Skinny
Short
Democrats
" Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it. "
Steve Martin
World
Kind
Ballet
" I love technology, and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been. "
Steve Martin
Science
Love
Blame
" When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore. "
Steve Martin
College
Anymore
Much
" The banjo is truly an American instrument, and it captures something about our past. "
Steve Martin
Something
American
Past
" I never thought much about success early on. I only thought about being a comedian - or just being in show business, is really more accurate. "
Steve Martin
Success
Early
Business
" I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. "
Steve Martin
Detail
Working
Sing
" I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it. "
Steve Martin
Kind
Music
World
" I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children? "
Steve Martin
Accept
Will
Street
" When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me. "
Steve Martin
Go
Away
Want
" When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy. "
Steve Martin
Comedy
Magic
Stage
" I loved doing 'Pennies from Heaven.' Because you have to understand that I'd been doing comedy for 15 to 20 years, and suddenly along came the opportunity to do this beautiful film. It was so emotional to me. I loved it. I don't think it was a good career move, but I have no regrets about doing it. "
Steve Martin
Good
Opportunity
Me
" Theories, for me, are just about freeing your mind. It doesn't mean the theory is going to work like a scientific theory works. It's about freeing your mind and making you think a different way. "
Steve Martin
Me
You
Mind