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" I took one class at Second City called Improv for Actors, and that was it, and that was only because my agent told me I had to. "
Timothy Simons
Me
City
Because
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" Truthfully, I don't like the binge-watching model. I think that if you give everybody everything all at once, there's very much a law of diminishing returns as far as their enjoyment of them. "
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" I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does. "
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" I think I was a behavior problem, mostly, but in a fun way. I tried to tell jokes. I was the middle kid, so I was always looking for attention and trying to be the one that equalized everything. "
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" I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents. "
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" After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater. "
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" David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times. "
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" The Duplass brothers do that so well - that very simple, very horrifically awkward comedy. "
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" Ultimately, I just made the decision to move to L.A. sight unseen. It took me a while to save up some money to do it. "
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" My first job in L.A. was actually playing an employee in a Best Buy commercial, but I played a bad employee at another store. I also worked at a commercial casting company running cameras and session directing. "
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" You don't want someone to think you're from New Hampshire, because who cares about New Hampshire? You're basically just a pass-through. "
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" I used to love going to shows and finding new bands, but the Internet takes the fun out of it. Like a band? You can buy and download every single song they have ever done within five minutes. "
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" The one thing I always think about when I don't get jobs is that it just wasn't yours. You don't want to do something that you're not right for because it won't make the production look good, and it won't make you look good. "
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