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" I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. "
Nikki Glaser
Mistakes
Sure
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" I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other cities that I've worked. "
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" I just want to open people's eyes to different things. "
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" Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled. "
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" I was lucky enough to find stand-up really early in life. And I'm so grateful that I did, because the second I found it, I was like, 'I know what I want to do'. "
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" Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm a joke writer, but I also have no filter, and I think that that's not a talent per se, but it's just a thing about myself that I have found that people like about what I do. "
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Myself
" I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot! "
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" I remember the 'Jenny McCarthy Show' being kind of funny, and I remember her being just like one of the boys. I remember her being counter to everything I thought girls should be on TV, or whatever. I kind of liked her vibe. "
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" Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way. "
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" My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that I don't want to stop doing makes you mad, I don't need to be with you. Bye!' And then he'd leave me. Forever. "
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You
Need
" All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think. "
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" Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again. "
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" A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business; that's not what people want from us. We're valuable because we're funny and because we have a voice and a point of view. "
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Funny
People
Voice
" We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a sugar daddy thing. It's like financial domination, or something like that. These guys just want to give you money. "
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Money
Financial
Want
" The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working from that space. "
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Moment
Space
Best
" As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation. "
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Humor
Best
Situation
" Up until recently, I've said, 'I don't notice the sexism in the industry.' "
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Said
Up
Sexism
" I was going to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos but decided that wouldn't work. They would know I was there to make fun of them. It would be like me going to a Trump rally. "
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" I've been saying inappropriate things since I was a kid. "
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Kid
Saying
Things
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Comedy
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Me
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Me
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First
Place
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Feel
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Beginning
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Camera
Business
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Want
Think
Sharing
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Laugh
Alone
Sharing
" I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set, so I was like, 'OK, I'll do this forever'. "
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Like
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First
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