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" As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well go full force on it. "
Nikki Glaser
Talk
Well
Go
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" I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set, so I was like, 'OK, I'll do this forever'. "
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People
First
" I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't realize how amazing it would be to have it. "
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Party
How
Foot
" I think I deal with my anger toward my relationship or about my relationship or about my friendships or my family - I deal with it on stage in a passive-aggressive way, and that can be very harmful if it gets back to them, which it always does. "
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Anger
Think
Back
" I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind. "
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Humor
Smile
Like
" I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. "
Nikki Glaser
Anymore
Kids
Having
" I've been saying inappropriate things since I was a kid. "
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Kid
Saying
Things
" I'm learning that if you put yourself out there and make fun of yourself first, it really does work. People can't really make fun of you. "
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Work
People
Learning
" Just sharing things that are either embarrassing or possibly relatable, searching for that laugh so that someone makes me feel less alone. Like, 'Oh, they laughed, so they get what I'm saying. "
Nikki Glaser
Laugh
Alone
Sharing
" I remember the 'Jenny McCarthy Show' being kind of funny, and I remember her being just like one of the boys. I remember her being counter to everything I thought girls should be on TV, or whatever. I kind of liked her vibe. "
Nikki Glaser
Funny
Her
Thought
" I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's why I'm a comic. I'm deeply insecure, since I was always feeling ugly. I wasn't a healthy child. I had poor self-esteem. That's why I need people's approval. "
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Sister
People
Child
" My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that I don't want to stop doing makes you mad, I don't need to be with you. Bye!' And then he'd leave me. Forever. "
Nikki Glaser
Logic
You
Need
" I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last Comic Standing.' And as a fan of stand-ups myself ... like, when I first discovered Sarah Silverman, I wanted to know everything about her life. "
Nikki Glaser
Know
Done
Doing
" I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'. "
Nikki Glaser
Comedy
Just
Me
" Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again. "
Nikki Glaser
Rather
Homeless
Again
" I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not. I am aware of our audience. We always aim for the right combo of not hitting people over head but still getting our message across. "
Nikki Glaser
Hide
Audience
Woman
" The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working from that space. "
Nikki Glaser
Moment
Space
Best
" I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny. "
Nikki Glaser
High
Funny
Someone
" A college degree was very important for them; it wasn't for me. So I picked English because I'm fluent. I thought it would be the easiest to do. "
Nikki Glaser
Me
Thought
Important
" Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way. "
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Cute
Way
Number
" All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think. "
Nikki Glaser
Life
My Life
People
" I was going to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos but decided that wouldn't work. They would know I was there to make fun of them. It would be like me going to a Trump rally. "
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Go
Fun
Me
" The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are. "
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Camera
Business
Yourself
" If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump. "
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Going
Extinction
Bring
" I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's not a patriot, not because of the loud sounds. The loud sounds he's fine with - he just hates America. "
Nikki Glaser
New
Dog
America
" My boyfriend and I are not good at fighting. We're better than we were when we started dating - two breakups and three years ago - but it's never come naturally to either of us. I have often wished we fought like I imagine Pink and Carey Hart fight. "
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Fighting
Pink
Good
" I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. "
Nikki Glaser
Mistakes
Sure
Take
" Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm a joke writer, but I also have no filter, and I think that that's not a talent per se, but it's just a thing about myself that I have found that people like about what I do. "
Nikki Glaser
Strength
Good
Myself
" I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday. "
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Like
Me
Know
" The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't want to deal with the fact that some people might have been born in the wrong body.' "
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Born
Body
People
" I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it. "
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Just
Comedy
Kids