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" I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. "

Johnny Knoxville

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" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "

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" I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. "

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" It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. "

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