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" What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. "

Johnny Knoxville

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" You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump? "

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" I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. "

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" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "

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" You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. "

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" It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. "

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" Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. "

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" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "

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" It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. "

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" I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. "

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" Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it. "

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" I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. "

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" I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. "

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" My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. "

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" If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. "

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" I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. "

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" Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. "

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" Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering. "

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" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "

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" I'm just basking in the glory. "

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