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" Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Out
Get
Struggling
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" Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost. "
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" Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference. "
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" Our regulatory bodies strive to create honest dealings, fair trades, and a situation in which no one has an advantage over anyone else. But human beings aren't honest. And all trades are made because one person thinks he's getting the better of the other, and the other person thinks the same. "
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" My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate - and both of us are - you come from the kidding kind of Irish family. "
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" Charles McCarry is the best modern writer on the subject of intrigue - by the breadth of Alan Furst, by the fathom of Eric Ambler, by any measure. "
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" If we were to inspect ourselves or members of our family and our friends, we would see that we don't really have to go all the way overseas to be mystified - we can be mystified right at home. "
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" Liberals consider people to be nuisances. "
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" Tel Aviv is new, built on the sand dunes north of Jaffa in the 1890s, about the same time Miami was founded. The cities bear a resemblance in size, site, climate, and architecture, which ranges from the bland to the fancifully bland. "
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" Hubris is one of the great renewable resources. "
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" Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort. "
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" We loved cars until the '70s or so. Then they became appliances. They turned into motorized cup holders. Most of it has to do with urban sprawl. What began as pleasure ends up in necessity, as so many things do. "
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" Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. "
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" Stupid is a great force in human affairs. "
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" Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I've been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers. "
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You
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" Soldiers are not policemen, and it's very unfair, even for those soldiers who have some police training, to burden them with police duties. It's not what they're trained for, or equipped for. "
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" Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another. "
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" In a free country, government is a dull and onerous responsibility. It is a parent-teacher conference. "
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Responsibility
Government
" I think the Baby Boom does have a tendency to get its nose in everything. The Greatest Generation had a better tendency to leave people alone. Of course, they also had a better tendency to hate everybody's guts. "
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" Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros. "
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People
" Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. "
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" War expands government powers. The trouble is that, when the war goes away, the government powers do not. "
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" 'You're stupid,' is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama. "
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" You've got to understand, people are motivated by fun. And they should be. "
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" Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool. "
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" All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done. "
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" Detroit is beautiful - though you probably have to be a child of the industrial Midwest, like me, to see it. "
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" No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are. "
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" The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it. "
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Always
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" America gives every appearance of being a nation besotted with trashiness - divorce, illegitimacy, casual Fridays. "
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" If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. "
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