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" Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. "

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" Your reputation is still the most important thing that you've got. "

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" Science is constantly proved all the time. If we take something like any fiction, any holy book, and destroyed it, in a thousand years' time, that wouldn't come back just as it was. Whereas if we took every science book and every fact and destroyed them all, in a thousand years they'd all be back because all the same tests would be the same result. "

" I'm an optimist. "

" You can be watching the greatest film in the world, and if you hear your neighbor getting into a fight, you're at the window. "

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" Stephen Merchant looks like a Muppet. I mean, he looks like Beaker. "

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" Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it. "

" I remember asking my mum when I was about 13, 'Why are my brothers and sister so much older than me?' And she just said, 'You were a mistake.' And I laughed. "

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" Where there's a will - there's a relative! "

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Not Good Enough

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" People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same. "