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" No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets. "

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" I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. "

Tracy Morgan

Laughter

Happy

" White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. "

" Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they're out, they're ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more attention to them. "

Tracy Morgan

Sneakers

Attention

" I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets. "

" If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. "

" I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. "

" It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them. "

" I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

Tracy Morgan

Spread

Love

" The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. "

" Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters more to me. "

Tracy Morgan

Career

Working

" God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile. "

" In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off. "

" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "

" Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. "

" If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? "

" If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. "

" I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' "

" I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. "

Tracy Morgan

Life

Gift

" I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip hop was a movement. Hip hop was a culture. Hip hop was a way of life. It's all commercial now. "

" When you see me on the street, act like you know me. "

Tracy Morgan

Street

Know

" If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. "

Tracy Morgan

Little

Think

" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "

" Where I came from, people couldn't afford to go to the theatre. "

" People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds. "

" There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. "

" I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' "

" If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched. "

" I would love to try action films. "

" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

" Who's coming with me? I don't know where I'm going, but who's coming with me? "

Tracy Morgan

Know

Coming