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" People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds. "

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" Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they're out, they're ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more attention to them. "

" Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. "

" I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. "

" We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying. "

" Where I came from, people couldn't afford to go to the theatre. "

" I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip hop was a movement. Hip hop was a culture. Hip hop was a way of life. It's all commercial now. "

" No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets. "

" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "

" I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. "

" Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. "

" People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. "

" It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. "

" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

" When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. "

" Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' "

" People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. "

" Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius. "

" I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. "

" My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. "

" There's nothing wrong with looking at a woman's kneecaps. "

" You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got a little something in us. "

" That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations. "

" I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. "

" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "

" White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. "

" Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch. "