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" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "

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" I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age. "

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" Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. "

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" You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic. "

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" That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations. "

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" I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man. "

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" I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. "

" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "

" I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no. "

" White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. "

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" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "

" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "

" Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy can really change that. "

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" Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just up there doing jokey, jokey, joke. "

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