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" If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. "

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" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

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" Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. "

" If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black. "

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" I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit. "

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