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" In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off. "

Tracy Morgan

You

New York

Stand

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Tracy Morgan

Life

Gift

" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "

Tracy Morgan

Night

Performance

" I do my best creating on stage. "

" Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just up there doing jokey, jokey, joke. "

" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

" If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. "

" I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. "

" I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy. "

" As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life. "

" That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations. "

Tracy Morgan

Together

Work

" I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. "

" I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' "

" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "

" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

Tracy Morgan

Fans

See

" I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. "

" Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. "

" If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. "

" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "

" The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny! "

" Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. "

" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "

" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "

Tracy Morgan

Love

Makeup

" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

" I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man. "

" What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts. "

" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "

" I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. "