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" The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. "

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" Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. "

" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

" I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. "

" There's nothing wrong with looking at a woman's kneecaps. "

" Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being. "

" I do my best creating on stage. "

" I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live. "

" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "

" They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me. "

" If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. "

" I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

" When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. "

" I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside. "

" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "

" I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit. "

" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "

" Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. "

" I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. "

" My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. "

" Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. "

" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "

" So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. "

" Comedy should be easy, not laboured. "

" My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. "

" I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man. "

" I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. "

" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "