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" Quite frankly I don't know how to be happy. I have not a clue. "
Elaine Stritch
Quite
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" I never thought about living in New York. I just thought it was great. "
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" My biggest dream was to get out of Michigan - to discover life beyond the Sacred Heart Convent. "
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" I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar. "
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" There's something about it that makes sense, Lent. You give something up, and everything's more joyful. "
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" There were a lot of lyrics that I sang but didn't understand. But I had this facade in performance of looking like I wrote the book. "
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" Isn't this fantastic, what a star I am? "
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" I love holidays in New York. I love 'em. I want to celebrate something all the time, and New York has holidays for every day of the week, practically. I like holidays in New York City. "
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" I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy. "
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" When I'm playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won't. "
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" If I see someone saying the rosary in the wings, I know they've got talent. "
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" I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it. "
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" The closer a part is to you, the harder it is to play. Anything else is just imitation. If I'm playing a Russian countess, I get the hat, the accent, the outrageousness. Easy. Playing a murderess? Perfect. "
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" I smoked, I drank, I did all the kicking my heels up type things, but I went to Mass on Sunday. "
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Sunday
" Betty White is probably a very nice woman. "
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" Audiences are not strangers to me. They're the best friends I've got in my life. "
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" Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. "
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" My idea of serenity - that wonderful word that everybody's trying to get into their life - is call-waiting. "
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" The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know? "
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" Honestly, this is a big thing to say, but I don't think I've ever been bored. If I even get an inkling of it, I split. "
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" You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie. "
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" These performers that go on about their technique and craft - oh, puleeze! How boring! I don't know what 'technique' means. But I do know what experience is. "
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" I tell the truth, and it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. My dad used to say to me, 'If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.' "
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" What I want to understand is what I am talking about on the stage. What I don't want to understand is what the government is talking about when the government tells me about taxes. "
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