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" I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. "
Steve Martin
Funny
Thought
Breakthrough
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" The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a certain extent has little bits of action and stuff, but I've never really hurt myself at all - not even like a sprained ankle. "
James McAvoy
Myself
Funny
Action
" My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool. "
Will Ferrell
Funny
Friends
Easy
" Just telling the facts are no longer enough. You now have to be persuasive, charismatic, interesting, and funny. Just telling people things isn't enough anymore. "
Milo Yiannopoulos
Facts
Funny
Interesting
" It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. "
Kenneth Branagh
Guy
Funny
You
" It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing. "
Dave Matthews
Time
Myself
Memories
" I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. "
Louis XIV
Funny
Sooner
Than
" All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead. "
Will Ferrell
You
People
Hope
" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Try
Think
Done
" I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. "
Vera Farmiga
Sense Of Humor
Funny
Humor
" Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. "
Steve Martin
Music
Talking
Architecture
" Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. "
Joey Adams
Funny
Grow
You
" We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder. "
Andre Maurois
Humanity
Love
Worst
" It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later. "
Tanya Tucker
Listen
Feel
First
" We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. "
W. H. Auden
Funny
Earth
Know
" I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. "
Walt Whitman
Believe
Doubt
Enemies
" I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter. "
Steve Martin
Laugh
You
Moment
" I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. "
Ellen DeGeneres
Cut
Think
I Think
" At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' "
Tom Hanks
Think
Good
People
" I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my mash and broccoli. Otherwise, you start eating all these funny delicacies, and it makes your tummy turn upside down. "
Ella Henderson
You
Eating
Start
" This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. "
Oscar Wilde
Will
Suspense
Last
" My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a punch line. "
Kapil Sharma
She
Line
Kind
" People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on. "
Nick Cave
People
Anxiety
Funny
" It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. "
Robert Frost
Earth
Funny
Worry
" I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Wife
Years
Interrupt
" If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? "
Robin Williams
Psychic
Funny
Need
" I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point. "
Steve Martin
Believe
Time
You
" When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore. "
Steve Martin
College
Anymore
Much
" Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. "
Charles Kettering
One Thing
Tax
Funny
" I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. "
Demetri Martin
Think
Stuff
Dreaming
" I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. "
Elisabeth Moss
Seasons
Time
Funny