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" A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice. "
Craig Brown
Number
Justice
Beard
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" Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite. "
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Life
Own
" The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the sun dapple our bedroom ceiling. "
Craig Brown
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Sea
First
" Traditionally, wake-up calls are meant to wake you up rather than send you to sleep: the clue is in the wording. But those who talk of wake-up calls tend to have an easy-going way with words. "
Craig Brown
Sleep
Way
Up
" The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house. "
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First
Your
" As life goes on, we accrue more and more loseable objects. Providence dictates that objects that are too large to lose, such as houses, always come with tiny little keys, specially designed to give you the slip. "
Craig Brown
You
Always
Keys
" My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never. "
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My Life
Life Is A
Art
" Somewhere in the back of their minds, hosts and guests alike know that the dinner party is a source of untold irritation, and that even the dullest evening spent watching television is preferable. "
Craig Brown
Know
Television
Party
" Some of the most untidy writers have also been the most productive. Iris Murdoch, for instance, wrote a good 30 books in a house strewn with rubbish. "
Craig Brown
House
Books
Good
" The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common. "
Craig Brown
Doing
You
Think
" Just as there is something about an empty skip that makes you want to fill it, so there is something about a full skip that makes you want to empty it. "
Craig Brown
Empty
You
Want
" It is only if you happen to be a newscaster that the tongue-twister spells peril. "
Craig Brown
Spells
You
Peril
" The British love of queuing and discomfort and being bossed around seems to have found a new outlet in the pop festival. "
Craig Brown
Festival
British
New
" When I tell people I don't own a mobile phone and wouldn't know how to text, they react as though I have just confessed that I can't read. "
Craig Brown
Own
Tell
React
" When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. "
Craig Brown
Car
Air
You
" Like many men, I am highly skilled in the art of losing things but prefer to outsource the recovery process. "
Craig Brown
Like
Losing
Process
" Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going out to dinner. But they forget quite how difficult it is to talk to a stranger and eat at the same time. "
Craig Brown
People
See
Time
" All the wealthiest people in the U.S. seem compelled to brag about how humble they are. "
Craig Brown
Brag
About
How
" Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger. "
Craig Brown
Men
Ask
Know
" Historians are the consummate hairdressers of the literary world: cooing in public, catty in private. "
Craig Brown
Historians
Public
World
" How I hate the Beautiful Game! I hate its cry-baby players and its gruff, joyless managers, its blokish supporters and its sinister owners, its whistle-peeping referees and its chippy little linesmen, its excitable commentators and - perhaps most of all - its unpluggable 'analysts.' "
Craig Brown
Beautiful
Little
Game
" Over the years, the idea seems to have grown up that brightly coloured flowers are vulgar, and that the only flowers to be admitted to the walled garden of good taste are discreet and pastel-hued. "
Craig Brown
Only
Over
Taste
" Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then. "
Craig Brown
Comedy
Us
Time
" People think of waves as going in an orderly crash - whoosh - crash - whoosh, but in fact there are lots of different crashes and whooshes, all at different stages, and all going off at the same time. "
Craig Brown
Think
Waves
Time
" I have twice met Jeffrey Archer, and on both occasions was struck by the firmness of his handshake - and the way he looked me straight in the eye, too. "
Craig Brown
Handshake
Way
Eye
" What would we do without plaques to tell us who lived where and when? They introduce the past into the present, and are the quickest and most interesting way of reminding us that our streets exist above and beyond the here-and-now. "
Craig Brown
Past
Interesting
Way
" For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news. "
Craig Brown
Always
Town
Your
" Like the periwig and the bowler hat, the plus-four and the bow-tie, the blazer is on the way out, and those who persist in wearing it do so with a smattering of self-consciousness, a touch of obstinacy, even a pinch of camp. "
Craig Brown
Like
Way
Touch
" Often, I grow irritated before the first tile has been placed on the Scrabble board. This generally occurs when one of my opponents has insisted upon bringing a dictionary to the table, making it clear that he will be consulting it throughout the game. "
Craig Brown
Grow
Clear
Will
" Whenever television cameras are interviewing people in their homes, I tend to look over their shoulders and have a good snoop at their living rooms. I am always astonished at how clean they all look, with nothing out of place or unnecessary or dropped down any old how. "
Craig Brown
Look
Good
I Am
" Monopoly may also end in tears, but its tensions are cruder, lacking the infinitely subtle shadings of irritation and acrimony provided by Scrabble. "
Craig Brown
Monopoly
Subtle
Tears