Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" All I ever wanted to do was stand-up. It kind of charges me and gives me a rush. "
Kevin Nealon
Me
Ever
Rush
Related Quotes:
" To this day, I haven't felt like I've made it. I'm waiting for them to pull the rug out from under me. I kind of feel like George Plimpton; I'm just experiencing this whole business with the really talented people. "
Kevin Nealon
Feel
Business
People
" I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart. "
Kevin Nealon
Him
Fun
Done
" Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. "
Kevin Nealon
Tired
Road
Man
" I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends. "
Kevin Nealon
Through
Live
Night
" Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think 'pathetic.' When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he'll choose himself. "
Kevin Nealon
Righteousness
Think
Time
" A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. "
Kevin Nealon
Stand-Up
Special
You
" I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. "
Kevin Nealon
Loved
Know
Eyes
" If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. "
Kevin Nealon
You
Everything
Down
" It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. "
Kevin Nealon
People
Playing
Fun
" I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball. "
Kevin Nealon
More
School
Basketball
" A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' "
Kevin Nealon
Job
Work
Saying
" I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. "
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
News
Me
" I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people. "
Kevin Nealon
People
Watch
Thought
" When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. "
Kevin Nealon
Memories
You
Up
" Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. "
Kevin Nealon
Support
Proud
Work
" You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. "
Kevin Nealon
Become
Successful
Well
" I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman. "
Kevin Nealon
Fact
Woman
I Am
" I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. "
Kevin Nealon
Being
Bored
Doodle
" Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. "
Kevin Nealon
Want
Dead
Exactly
" I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son. "
Kevin Nealon
Home
Son
Stress
" I worked for a temp agency called Manpower. "
Kevin Nealon
Agency
Worked
Manpower
" My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular. "
Kevin Nealon
Heart
Started
Like
" As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. "
Kevin Nealon
New
Older
You
" I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. "
Kevin Nealon
Purchased
Want
Wait
" I used to go to the Hollywood YMCA when I first came here, and I was standing in front of the mirror doing curls, and I noticed this guy next to me also doing curls. He was grimacing a lot, and I noticed he had an underbite. I looked more closely and realized it was Bruce Springsteen. "
Kevin Nealon
Standing
Hollywood
Doing
" What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing. "
Kevin Nealon
Coffee
Me
Always
" I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio. "
Kevin Nealon
Listen
Radio
Tend
" A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. "
Kevin Nealon
Boomers
Baby Boomers
Funny
" I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life. "
Kevin Nealon
Life
Good
Think
" Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. "
Kevin Nealon
More
Hungry
Website