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" If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. "
Kevin Nealon
You
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" I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. "
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" I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. "
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" I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. "
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" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "
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" I always tell people if you think you are susceptible to a blood clot, go check with your doctor. "
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" You see things through a different lens when you have a child. "
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" Definitely not a TV junkie. I only record shows I want to see but usually never get around to watching them. "
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" I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life. "
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Good
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" I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends. "
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Live
Night
" Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think 'pathetic.' When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he'll choose himself. "
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Think
Time
" It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! "
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Up
Good
" The thing is when I started doing standup, you had to have a clean act because that's how you got on television. There weren't all these cable shows. Also, I didn't want to have that kind of act in case my family came to see me or my kid one day. "
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Family
Me
Day
" Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. "
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Support
Proud
Work
" I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio. "
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Listen
Radio
Tend
" Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. "
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Tired
Road
Man
" Sometimes people come to my standup show, and they think they're going to see Doug Wilson. Or they see me on the street, and they call me Doug Wilson. "
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Street
Me
People
" My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular. "
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Heart
Started
Like
" It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. "
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People
Playing
Fun
" I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. "
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
News
Me
" I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere. "
Kevin Nealon
Watching
Unique
Job
" Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. "
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Weaknesses
Enthusiasm
More
" Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. "
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Want
Dead
Exactly
" I lived in Germany from when I was 6 until I was 10, so, of course, I played soccer. When I came back to the States, nobody played soccer, and none of the schools taught German, so I couldn't continue to excel in those categories. "
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" I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club. "
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City
Driving
" Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. "
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Who
Pleaser
Basically
" I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. "
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Purchased
Want
Wait
" When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member. "
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Me
Happy
Doing
" I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. "
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Vegetarian
Animals
" Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. "
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Website