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" I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. "
Kevin Nealon
Being
Bored
Doodle
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" I think I definitely would have ended up in some kind of show business. I was very interested in music when I was younger. This was back when Crosby, Stills and Nash were around. "
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" With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end. "
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" As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. "
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" I like YouTube; it's really entertaining. A lot of it is crappy stuff, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough there. "
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" The thing is when I started doing standup, you had to have a clean act because that's how you got on television. There weren't all these cable shows. Also, I didn't want to have that kind of act in case my family came to see me or my kid one day. "
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" Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. "
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" All I ever wanted to do was stand-up. It kind of charges me and gives me a rush. "
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" I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. "
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" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "
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Working
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" I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people. "
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" Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. "
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" I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. "
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Kevin
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Me
" I worked for a temp agency called Manpower. "
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Agency
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Manpower
" I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball. "
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More
School
Basketball
" When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you? "
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You
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Children
" When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. "
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Time
Doing
" I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. "
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Push
Eye
Lazy
" A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages. "
Kevin Nealon
Check
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See
" Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. "
Kevin Nealon
Insist
Disgruntled
Very
" Any day that is designated to shower the person you love with love is my favorite holiday. "
Kevin Nealon
Love Is
Person
Holiday
" You don't want to throw out a good idea and have nobody get excited about it. It takes the wind out of your sails. "
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Wind
You
Sails
" Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. "
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Tired
Road
Man
" I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman. "
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Fact
Woman
I Am
" I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don't really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there. "
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Father
Life
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" If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. "
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Little
Numb
People
" You see things through a different lens when you have a child. "
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Child
Different
Things
" I've been involved in animal issues for quite a while, going back 24 years. I started reading up on factory farming and slaughterhouses and animal cruelty, and it didn't make sense for me to be part of it. "
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Me
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" I lived in Germany from when I was 6 until I was 10, so, of course, I played soccer. When I came back to the States, nobody played soccer, and none of the schools taught German, so I couldn't continue to excel in those categories. "
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Back
Lived
" I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game. "
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People
Game
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" Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think 'pathetic.' When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he'll choose himself. "
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