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" You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. "
Kevin Nealon
Become
Successful
Well
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" With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end. "
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" As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. "
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" Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. "
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" What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing. "
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" You see things through a different lens when you have a child. "
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" Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. "
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" It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! "
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" I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. "
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" I feel guilty: when I'm not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I'm golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it's a real conundrum. "
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" I always tell people if you think you are susceptible to a blood clot, go check with your doctor. "
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" It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. "
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" You don't want to throw out a good idea and have nobody get excited about it. It takes the wind out of your sails. "
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You
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" To this day, I haven't felt like I've made it. I'm waiting for them to pull the rug out from under me. I kind of feel like George Plimpton; I'm just experiencing this whole business with the really talented people. "
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" It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it. "
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" The thing is when I started doing standup, you had to have a clean act because that's how you got on television. There weren't all these cable shows. Also, I didn't want to have that kind of act in case my family came to see me or my kid one day. "
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Family
Me
Day
" When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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Remember
Saturday
Night
" A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages. "
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Check
Commitment
See
" Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. "
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Weaknesses
Enthusiasm
More
" I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past. "
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Travel
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Together
" I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. "
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Loved
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Eyes
" I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things. "
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Life
Challenges
Different
" I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball. "
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" If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. "
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Little
Numb
People
" Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. "
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" I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game. "
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Game
Appreciate
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Agency
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" Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. "
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Support
Proud
Work
" I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you. "
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" People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing, but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' "
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