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" Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. "
Kevin Nealon
Want
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Exactly
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" When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you? "
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" I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. "
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" Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. "
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" I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends. "
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Night
" It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! "
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Up
Good
" My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular. "
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" I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don't really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there. "
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" I like YouTube; it's really entertaining. A lot of it is crappy stuff, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough there. "
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" Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. "
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" Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. "
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" My adrenaline is definitely going, but it's mostly my real, laid-back persona carrying over on stage. When I first started, I was nervous, I'd be really high energy, and I'd be sweating. Now it's just my job. It's like a machinist who goes to work every day and uses the same drill bits. He's not worried about taking his finger off. "
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Day
Energy
" If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. "
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You
Everything
Down
" Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. "
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Who
Pleaser
Basically
" I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. "
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Loved
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Eyes
" When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member. "
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Me
Happy
Doing
" I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. "
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Stand-Up
Actor
Than
" You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. "
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Become
Successful
Well
" With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end. "
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Yourself
Music
End
" A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages. "
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Check
Commitment
See
" You don't want to throw out a good idea and have nobody get excited about it. It takes the wind out of your sails. "
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Wind
You
Sails
" Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think 'pathetic.' When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he'll choose himself. "
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Righteousness
Think
Time
" I feel guilty: when I'm not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I'm golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it's a real conundrum. "
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Home
Family
Feel
" When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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Remember
Saturday
Night
" A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. "
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Boomers
Baby Boomers
Funny
" I think I definitely would have ended up in some kind of show business. I was very interested in music when I was younger. This was back when Crosby, Stills and Nash were around. "
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Music
Show
Kind
" Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. "
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Support
Proud
Work
" It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it. "
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Comedy
Football
Good
" I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. "
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New
New York
Street
" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "
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