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" Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. "
Steven Wright
Children
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" I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. "
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" When moms stayed home, it was easier just to let the kids play around the house. But as women entered the workplace and the extended family dissolved, someone else had to pick up the slack on the child-care front. Extracurricular activities fit the bill perfectly, promising not only supervision but also enrichment. "
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" I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. "
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" Since President Kennedy signed the Equal Pay Act in 1963, the gap between men and women's earnings has narrowed by less than a half-cent per year. At this rate, American women will have to wait until 2062 to bring home the same salary as their male counterparts. "
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" I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. "
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" George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it. "
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" Americans don't want immigration. They don't want any more. Why can't we have a home? You see on 'National Geographic,' 'Oh, the indigenous people, they have a home.' Everyone else can have a home. We are the only people on Earth not allowed to have a home. "
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" Charity begins at home, but should not end there. "
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" My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that's where a lot of preachers' kids get off base sometimes. Because they don't see the same things at both places. "
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" When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? "
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" I also believed that our public at home would be strong enough to survive even the present crisis. "
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" There are more than 300,000 families in the Gulf region that lost their homes and are waiting for peace of mind. The hurricane exposed the sad reality of poverty in America. We saw, in all its horrific detail, the vulnerabilities of living in inadequate housing and the heartbreak of losing one's home. "
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" One time, when I was in my teens, jamming in a Kansas City club, I was doing all right until I tried doing double tempo on 'Body and Soul.' Everybody fell out laughing. I went home and cried and didn't want to play again for three months. "
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" I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. "
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" Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. "
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" Coming home to a tidy, pulled-together space will help everything in your life feel the same way. "
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" For almost five years on 'Happy Days,' I have had a mom and pop and a brother who give me advice and help me just as my own parents and brothers and sisters do at home. "
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" To meditate means to go home to yourself. Then you know how to take care of the things that are happening inside you, and you know how to take care of the things that happen around you. "
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" I am not quite sure where home is right now. I do have places in London and Milan, and a house in Spain. I guess I would say home is where my mother is, and she lives in Spain. "
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" There's only one thing harder than living in a home with an adolescent - and that's being an adolescent. The moodiness, the volatility, the wholesale lack of impulse control, all would be close to clinical conditions if they occurred at another point in life. In adolescence, they're just part of the behavioral portfolio. "
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" I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. "
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" One never reaches home, but wherever friendly paths intersect the whole world looks like home for a time. "
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