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" By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. "
Sarah Silverman
Night
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Saturday
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" You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it. "
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" I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "
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" The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. "
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" Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. "
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" I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. "
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" What are the chances there is a God, really? "
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" I do love the idea of ritual. "
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" Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. "
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Black And White
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" You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. "
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You
" I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money. "
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Worry
" But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. "
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Enough
Think
" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. "
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Religion
Myself
" I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. "
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Myself
Love
" I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. "
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Cry
Still
Salty
" I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. "
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Day
You
Sleep
" They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. "
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Got
Uncle
Trying
" Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert. "
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Alert
Course
" I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "
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Twice
" Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world. "
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Grow
Myself
Race
" I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. "
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Think
Way
Funny
" I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. "
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Drama
Love
" I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. "
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Got
Body
Experience
" I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. "
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" My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life. "
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Back
" I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. "
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" And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. "
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" You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to. "
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Supposed
You
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" Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies. "
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