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" I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. "
Sarah Silverman
Love
Friends
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" I really think everything is fair game. "
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" I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. "
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" As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. "
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" I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. "
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" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. "
Sarah Silverman
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" In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch. "
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" That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. "
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" The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. "
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Career
Myself
" I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money. "
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" It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. "
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Meaning
Powerful
Truth
" It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head. "
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Run
Shoes
Walk
" You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. "
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Whatever
You
" I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. "
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Think
Say
Power
" I like my life alone. "
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Alone
Life
My Life
" If I have kids, I'll adopt. "
Sarah Silverman
Adopt
Kids
" Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. "
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Black
Black And White
Feelings
" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. "
Sarah Silverman
Really
Just
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" I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. "
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Never
Want
Defend
" I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. "
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Drama
Love
" They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. "
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Got
Uncle
Trying
" I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. "
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You
Myself
Love
" I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. "
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Jewish
Totally
" I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. "
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Cry
Still
Salty
" I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. "
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Show
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" I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. "
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Heart
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" I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "
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Teeth
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" I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. "
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Way
Funny
" When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. "
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Out
" The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. "
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Summer
First
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