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" I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. "

Sarah Silverman

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" My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the content, he's just hearing him. When I'm onstage, he's looking at the audience members and can't believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he's just delighted by the whole thing. "

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" I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. "

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" I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. "

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" I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. "

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" I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy. "

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" What are the chances there is a God, really? "

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" I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. "

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" I do love the idea of ritual. "

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" I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. "

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" I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. "

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" I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money. "

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" Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. "

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" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. "

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" I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "

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" In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch. "

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" It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head. "

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" It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. "

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" I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. "

Sarah Silverman

" I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. "

Sarah Silverman

" If I have kids, I'll adopt. "

Sarah Silverman

" I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. "

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" I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. "

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" I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. "

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" Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. "

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" I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. "

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" The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. "

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" If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. "

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" I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. "

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