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" I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. "
Sarah Silverman
Got
Body
Experience
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" My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the content, he's just hearing him. When I'm onstage, he's looking at the audience members and can't believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he's just delighted by the whole thing. "
Sarah Silverman
Believe
Looking
Listening
" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. "
Sarah Silverman
Talk
Religion
Myself
" I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "
Sarah Silverman
Teeth
Love
Twice
" I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money. "
Sarah Silverman
Good
Money
Worry
" I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. "
Sarah Silverman
Think
Way
Funny
" I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. "
Sarah Silverman
Silhouette
Heart
Made
" I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. "
Sarah Silverman
Avoid
Offend
Out
" I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. "
Sarah Silverman
Some
Hard
Core
" I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. "
Sarah Silverman
Like
Care
Fat
" Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world. "
Sarah Silverman
Grow
Myself
Race
" I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "
Sarah Silverman
Before
Teeth
Twice
" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. "
Sarah Silverman
Really
Just
Myself
" I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. "
Sarah Silverman
Defend
Never
Material
" I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy. "
Sarah Silverman
Need
Hand
Like
" Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. "
Sarah Silverman
I Think
Say
Think
" If I have kids, I'll adopt. "
Sarah Silverman
Adopt
Kids
" I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan. "
Sarah Silverman
Someone
Always
Fan
" I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman. "
Sarah Silverman
Family
Laugh
Clown
" I like my life alone. "
Sarah Silverman
Alone
Life
My Life
" Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies. "
Sarah Silverman
Growing Up
Loved
Remember
" I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. "
Sarah Silverman
Day
You
Sleep
" What are the chances there is a God, really? "
Sarah Silverman
God
Chances
Really
" I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks. "
Sarah Silverman
Done
Fun
Me
" I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. "
Sarah Silverman
Listening
Safety
Words
" I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. "
Sarah Silverman
Think
Say
Power
" I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. "
Sarah Silverman
Interesting
Drama
Love
" I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage. "
Sarah Silverman
Writing
Down
Kind
" Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. "
Sarah Silverman
Black
Black And White
Feelings
" When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. "
Sarah Silverman
Acting
Coach
Out
" By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. "
Sarah Silverman
Night
Live
Saturday