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" I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. "
Johnny Vegas
Up
Whole
Flying
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" Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. "
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" Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. "
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" I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. "
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Enjoy
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" Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends. "
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Friends
Think
Out
" You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. "
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Know
Temptation
Yourself
" I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. "
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I Believe
World
Old
" We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. "
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Week
" My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' "
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Ring
True
You
" From a certain age, I sort of accepted myself for what I was. And although to other people it was like nothing ever goes right, I had a really nice attitude that I'd inherited from my parents, and especially from my dad. "
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Attitude
Myself
Parents
" I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. "
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Doing
Me
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" I've been offered all the reality TV shows but have turned them down. If I did it as 'Johnny,' there'd be no jungle left! It was really hard regaining control of myself, so I am reluctant to let 'Johnny' back out of the box. "
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Down
Control
Reality
" Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. "
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Holding
Everyone
Own
" I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. "
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Live
Want
Doing
" I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me. There was a chunk of my childhood missing. Once I'd realised it wasn't for me, I still felt a tremendous pressure to continue for fear of letting everybody down. "
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Life
Great
Home
" I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting. "
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School
Ads
Now
" You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. "
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Hear
You
Saying
" There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure. "
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Spiritual
Us
You
" I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is. "
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Stand-Up
Always
Arena
" I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. "
Johnny Vegas
Like
Serious
Drama
" I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. "
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Money
Enough
You
" I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like to be 'Michael.' With directing, you can't do it by halves. There's a lot of reflection, and I have found that I, as 'Michael,' thrive on it. It's lovely coming home and feeling that stuff from a day's work as myself. "
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Work
You
Myself
" Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things. "
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Book
Yourself
Go
" Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that. "
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Step
Thought
Character
" 'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back out there, getting laughs from things that would have otherwise upset me. "
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Past
Things
Upset
" When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that. "
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Children
Hands
I Am
" I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations, I go bonkers! "
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You
Like
Outside
" I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. "
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Through
Quite
Popularity
" 'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me. "
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Me
Acting
Always
" There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I had no control. His whole thing was going off on those flights of fancy. Going, 'Let's see what we can possibly do that hasn't been done before up here.' And when it works, it's lovely; it's a great night. "
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See
Great
Done
" I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone. "
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Love
Look
Think