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" I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. "
Fred Allen
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" This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! "
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" I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in 1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Technology. "
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" If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research. "
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" The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. "
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" I was the girl that didn't go to prom or my graduation because I was too busy working with producers and making music. "
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" It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. "
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" The mission of Patrick Henry College was to attract and cultivate academic stars from the ranks of home-schooled evangelicals, then send them off on graduation day to 'shape the culture and take back the nation,' in the words of a common home-schooling rallying cry. "
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" When I was in school, my mother stressed education. I am so glad she did. I graduated from Yale College and Yale University with my master's and I didn't do it by missing school. "
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" Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. "
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" Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. "
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" After graduation, I moved to Los Angeles to do more theater, not realizing there is very little theater in L.A. It was a lucky mistake, though, because after just 2 1/2 months of waiting tables, my TV and film career really took off. "
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" One half who graduate from college never read another book. "
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" Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. "
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" After graduation from high school, I attended the university entrance examination, and fortunately, I was accepted by the Department of Pharmacy and became a student at the Medical School of Peking University. "
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" The federal government requires that its loans be paid back within 10 years of graduation, and Harvard has pegged its loans to the same 10-year timetable. Yet despite Harvard's low default rate, the idea of years of loan debt is daunting for some students even before it's time to pay back. "
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" If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. "
Fred Allen
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Race
Back
" Truancy rates are directly correlated to low graduation rates. "
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Rates
Low
" I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. "
Tim Duncan
Loving
Me
Support
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" A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. "
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" Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. "
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Good
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" I was really desperate. I don't know if you can remember back that far, but when I went to graduate school they didn't want females in graduate school. They were very open about it. They didn't mince their words. But then I got in and I got my degree. "
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You
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" I think women as well as men are concerned about jobs and the economy and spending and, and other issues. They're concerned that when their kids graduate from college they have an economy and they have a future in this country and they, they have the same opportunity that we've had and our grandparents have had. "
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Men
" A month before graduation I got an off-Broadway job. Then I did some commercials, including one for MCI. You can only see half of me, but it paid well. Thank God for commercials. "
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You
Me
" I think I finally chose the graduate degree in engineering primarily because it only took one year and law school took three years, and I felt the pressure of being a little behind - although I was just 22. "
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" It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor. "
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