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" The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. "

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" A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. "

" Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. "

" An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. "

" I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. "

" I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. "

" My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. "

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" Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. "

" If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. "

" Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. "

" During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk. "

" Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. "

" An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. "

" California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. "

" All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. "

" The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference. "

" I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. "

" Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. "

" The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. "

" California is a great place to live if you're an orange. "

" A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. "

" A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. "

" I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. "

" Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. "

" Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. "