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" I loved Bob Hope and the way he would turn to the camera and break the fourth wall. "
Fred Willard
Loved
Camera
Hope
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" One of the great things about kids is they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones. "
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" Kids can relate to having some scary person living near their house. They can relate to, 'Hey, don't go near that house.' We all can. "
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" I'd love to have Burt Reynolds' career. "
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Love
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Burt Reynolds
" I've never crossed over to be a big star. I'd like to be in a big $100 million movie, though. 'Cause I was in an 'Austin Powers,' I think I had two lines, and every once in a while, I get a check, a really nice check, for that movie. "
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" The witch in 'Snow White' is a very scary image. "
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White
Witch
Very
" Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. "
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Pirate
Got
" It's not a bad typecast: the goofy guy. "
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Goofy
Bad
" To a New Yorker, a 1948 Indians World Series baseball signed by the whole team might be worth only $200 to $300, but to a Clevelander like myself, it might be, like, $1,000 to $2,000. "
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" As an actor, and as you get to a certain level... and it's pilot season and you read the trades, you could have a nervous breakdown. 'So-and-so's signed for a pilot. Why aren't I?' "
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You
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" Tobe Hooper - he did my favorite horror movie, 'Texas Chain Saw Massacre.' It's still one of my favorite horror films. "
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Still
Chain
Favorite
" After working with Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Jonathan Mangum, I said, 'I am never going to talk about improv again.' "
Fred Willard
Working
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Going
" One of the first shows I ever did was 'Laverne & Shirley.' I played this sleazy guy that came into town with a friend and was going to date Laverne and Shirley, but we really wanted to get into the bowling alley because it was next to the bank we wanted to rob. "
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Going
" There's different kinds of improv. There's Second City improv where you try to slowly build a nice sketch. There's stuff you do in college coffee houses where you just go joke, joke, joke. Bring another funny character with a funny hat on his head. Christopher Guest is more the line of trying to get a story out. "
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Funny
City
" How can we say any one actor's work was better than another's? "
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How
Better
Actor
" A great director is someone who makes you feel like you're moving forward. "
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Great
You
Moving
" It's more fun in a way to do ensemble scenes, where you know your background, you know the scene, but you can't prepare because someone else is going to say something that is going to lead you off. "
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Say
Someone
You
" It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening. "
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Movies
Work
Almost
" I still think 'Texas Chain Saw Massacre' was what they call one of those watershed movies. That and 'The Exorcist' and 'Psycho' were just landmarks for those horror films. "
Fred Willard
Horror
Movies
Psycho
" I guess it's from going to Virginia Military Institute. I'm a good person to follow orders. "
Fred Willard
Follow
Person
Good Person
" I once was in a project. They were going to do a remake. Somebody started a rumor I wanted more money. I said, 'This is ridiculous. I'd kill for this project!' "
Fred Willard
Project
Money
More
" I just love everything that Disney and Pixar do. Not only do they do beautiful films, but they have great messages for kids. "
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Great
Everything
Love
" I have always been more relaxed around comedy. "
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More
Comedy
Always
" My stepfather was a military man: he was in the Air Force. Reserve. You thought he'd seen front-line action, but he was stationed in Cleveland. "
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Thought
Action
Air Force
" Bob Balaban is so perfect that the first movie I did with him, I couldn't talk to him because I was so intimidated by him. "
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Talk
Perfect
Because
" I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them. "
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Just
Awe
Everybody
" I love to draw, although I wish I was better at it. "
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Love
Better
Wish
" Christopher Guest, he'll call and say, 'We're doing this movie, and I'd like you to play _' and he gives you the character, then I always like to enlarge on the character. "
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Character
Doing
Play
" I'll go in a minute to see a sketch show. "
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Go
Show
See
" I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, or they don't quite understand what I'm doing. "
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Reason
People
Me
" I did a show called 'Lois & Clark' - it was about Superman - years ago. They wanted someone to play the president of the United States. The plot was the president got kidnapped by a group, and they made a clone of him, who was very irresponsible and silly. "
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Silly
Someone
Group