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" I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films. "
Mel Brooks
Loved
Horror
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" If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win. "
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" Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. "
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" Well, you know, 'Spaceballs' is a weird combination, because it's a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it's crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, 'Star Wars', and 'Star Trek'. "
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" Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. "
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" As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. "
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