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" If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win. "
Mel Brooks
You
Win
Trade
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" Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers. "
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" Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you've gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them. "
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" If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. "
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" Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. "
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" Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. "
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" All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security. "
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" Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love. "
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" If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. "
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" I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances. "
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Accept
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" Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. "
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" I'm rather secular. I'm basically Jewish. But I think I'm Jewish not because of the Jewish religion at all. "
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" I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage. "
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" He who hesitates is poor. "
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Hesitates
Poor
" As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. "
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" I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn. "
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" I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front. "
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" As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot to me. "
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Me
" No, no, the songs write themselves, almost. "
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Themselves
Almost
" You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself. "
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Most
Job
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