Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. "

Sarah Silverman

Related Quotes:

" I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. "

Sarah Silverman

" By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. "

Sarah Silverman

" And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. "

Sarah Silverman

" I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "

Sarah Silverman

" What are the chances there is a God, really? "

Sarah Silverman

" I really think everything is fair game. "

Sarah Silverman

" Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. "

Sarah Silverman

Black And White

" I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies. "

Sarah Silverman

" My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the content, he's just hearing him. When I'm onstage, he's looking at the audience members and can't believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he's just delighted by the whole thing. "

Sarah Silverman

" I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. "

Sarah Silverman

" If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. "

Sarah Silverman

" I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. "

Sarah Silverman

" Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. "

Sarah Silverman

" When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. "

Sarah Silverman

" I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. "

Sarah Silverman

" You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it. "

Sarah Silverman

" I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. "

Sarah Silverman

" You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. "

Sarah Silverman

" Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world. "

Sarah Silverman

" The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. "

Sarah Silverman

" They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. "

Sarah Silverman

" Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. "

Sarah Silverman

" Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. "

Sarah Silverman

" It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head. "

Sarah Silverman

" The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. "

Sarah Silverman

" I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage. "

Sarah Silverman

" My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. "

Sarah Silverman

" I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. "

Sarah Silverman

" I like my life alone. "

Sarah Silverman

" If I have kids, I'll adopt. "

Sarah Silverman