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" I really think everything is fair game. "

Sarah Silverman

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" I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "

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" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. "

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" I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks. "

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" My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the content, he's just hearing him. When I'm onstage, he's looking at the audience members and can't believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he's just delighted by the whole thing. "

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" I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy. "

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" If I have kids, I'll adopt. "

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" That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. "

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" I like my life alone. "

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" It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. "

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" I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. "

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" I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. "

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" I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. "

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" Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies. "

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" I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. "

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" If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. "

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" I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman. "

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" I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan. "

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" My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. "

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" The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. "

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" As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. "

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