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" If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. "

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" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "

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" Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being. "

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" There's nothing wrong with looking at a woman's kneecaps. "

" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "

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" I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. "

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" I do comedy for real people. "

" There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. "

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