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" The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too. "

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" Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life. Trauma. "

" I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence. "

" Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. "

" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "

" I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

" I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy. "

" Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. "

" A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then. "

" I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. "

" Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy can really change that. "

" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "

" So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. "

" If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. "

" My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. "

" Parents should support and love their kids no matter what. "

" Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes. "

" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "

" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "

" I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets. "

" All you single fathers got to man up. "

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" Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters more to me. "

" All women like to look up to their men. "

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

Freedom Of Speech

" Who's coming with me? I don't know where I'm going, but who's coming with me? "