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" If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from. "
Robert Benchley
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" Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted. "
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